Zach Mann was
the ultimate ‘boy next door’ on MTV’s
the Real World [Key West]. We were lucky enough to catch
up with him on a recent trip down to Mexico & he
stood out as a perfect example of what it means to be
a wise-ass: the kind of guy who knows what he wants and
goes after it!
He’s busy producing a new comedy called ‘The
Life & Times of Lucky Cucumber,’ which stars
Preston Lacy from the MTV movie ‘jackass.’ Zach
was cool enough to give the cast, including Preston,
some Wise-Ass gear. We’ll have pictures of that
on our site soon!
Here’s what Zach had to say about his new
WAOTM Status:
name: Isaac Zachary Matisse
Mann
age: 24
location: Vashon Island,
WA
college: Lewis & Clark
College - Portland, OR.
current profession : Movie
Producer (Perfect Sport, Life and Times of Lucky Cucumber)
dating status: (single?)
Single and sad.
we asked zach:
| Q: |
Define ‘Wise-Ass’: |
| A: |
A person who
just does. Thinking is not allowed. Confidence
is key in being a wise-ass. Live life with no restraints. |
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| Q: |
What was your
most recent ‘Wise-Ass’ moment? |
| A: |
So many, too
little space. I am really a nice person. I just
love to say things to make others uncomfortable.
Usually the stories revolve around their moms,
a telephone, 4 cucumbers, and a donkey. |
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| Q: |
Create your
own Wise-ism: (wise advice on life; something everyone
should know from your p.o.v.) |
| A: |
If its yellow
let it mellow, if its brown flush it down (Thanks
Al Gore for inventing environmentalism) |
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| Q: |
Would you rather…?:
Have sex with: Hilary Clinton OR Natalie from The
Facts of Life? |
| A: |
Whose Natalie? I would
make passionate dirty liberal love to Hilary. Dirty
liberal love, that should have been my wise-ism!! |
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| Q: |
Worst pick up line
you’ve heard (or used….) |
| A: |
I am not interested
in a relationship, but I am down to ____… and
then make you waffles. |
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| Q: |
Which words or phrases
do you most overuse? What one word do you despise? |
| A: |
I say “peace
and love” after every email, text message,
teleconference, etc. but I love it. I hate the word
relationship. |
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| Q: |
What is your most marked
characteristic? |
| A: |
My hair. Enough said. |
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| Q: |
What is the one quality
you’re most attracted to in a woman / man? |
| A: |
I am really attracted
to women who are smart, confident, stylish, have
a diverse taste in music, food, etc. but all that
can be thrown out if she is ugly. |
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| Q: |
Define: ‘Livin
the Dream.’ |
| A: |
A life where you get
to see those you love every single day and are working
towards a goal that you have always wanted to achieve. |
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| Q: |
Why do you think you
were picked as Wise-Ass of the month? |
| A: |
Lucky I guess? Wink. |
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| Q: |
If you could make one
t-shirt, what would it say & who would wear it? |
| A: |
I would make a shirt
that said “I am Zach Mann’s Girlfriend” and
make Jessica alba, Sienna miller, Kate from LOST,
and Jillian Kelleher wear it. |
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| Q: |
Tell us something you
didn’t want us to know? |
| A: |
I love eating peanut
butter puffins. |
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